With all the worst things that are happening around us: COVID-19, earthquakes, volcano eruptions, mañanita, anomalous government disbursements and procurements, hate and racism, soldiers killed by terrorists, violent implications of the anti-terror bill, POGO, implementing tax requirements to online sellers/bloggers/YouTubers, the likes of a Sonny Alcos, and many more (you name it), sometimes netizens need to look for diversions to forget all of these, even just for a second.
Then came Twitter user @Lordrich who started a thread leading to a light conversation making fun of each other’s holdup stories.
We’re not saying we should not take these minor crime incidents seriously, but we can’t blame the netizens for sharing and injecting humor to their own robbery, pickpocket, and holdup experience.
Here’s the tweet that started it all.
Kwento sakin ng friend ko, naholdap yung jeep nila nung college na puro estudyante ang laman apat na holdaper may baril at kutsilyo. Pinalagay lahat sa isang bag mga cellphone at laptop. Pagbaba ng mga holdaper sumigaw yung isang student,
— Lordpoor (@ribsrep) June 23, 2020
"AY WAIT KUYA! may digicam pa po." 🙃
And here are some of the netizens who responded…
Nung college ako muntikan maholdap yung sinasakyan kong jip sa España. Naglabas na ng kutsilyo yung holdaper na sakto may umakyat na pasahero. Nagkagulatan pa sila nung matandang babae, sabi sa holdaper “hoy! Manghoholdap ka na naman! Umuwi ka na!” Tita pala nung holdaper yun!😂
— grace tambungui (@tubby_tom2) June 23, 2020
yung kaklase ko naholdup sa Mendiola, tapos nagmakaawa sya na 20pesos nalang laman ng wallet nya tapos uuwi pa sya, Ang ginawa ng holdaper tinanong kung magkano pamasahe nya, sabi ng kaklase ko 10pesos, tapos bngy nung holdaper yung 10 tapos kinuha nya yung natitirang 10😂naawa😂
— Mochi (@earlfantone) June 23, 2020
Naalala ko yung college friend ko na muntik nang madukutan. Naglalakad sya sa may novaliches, kukunin nya dapat yung polbos sa pocket ng bag nya pero iba ang nakapa nya, nagulat sya kamay ang nahawakan nya. Nagka-holding hands sila nung mandurukot. 😂
— MAVERICK 🔱 (@TheRillMe) June 23, 2020
Yung friend ko naholdap sa dapitan around 5am, nakuha na ng holdapper phone nya pero nahulog naman ni kuyang holdaper phone nya na pagkatakbo. Dinampot naman agad ng fren ko kaya sa huli binalik ni kuya yung phone ng fren ko kapalit ng phone nya.
— Elycia (@e_lyciam) June 23, 2020
Nung na holdap ako habang naglalakad, naiyak ako. (Kunyari). Naawa yung holdaper, hinatid pa ko sa dorm. Hindi na ko hinoldap. Kinabukasan, lumipat ako ng dorm. 😬
— Gabrielle 😼 (@Gabgrielle) June 23, 2020
Meron akong friend similarly naholdap ang jeep na sinasakyan at pinalagay da supot ang mga cellphone. Nung ilalagay na niya cp niya, nakita ng holduppr na alcatel na dinikit ng scotchtape ung cp. Tinanggihan ung cp niya. Choosy 🤣
— ThinkPoz➕UD (@PozThink) June 23, 2020
si @zelinduh naman pauwi sa dorm at nakasalubong yung isang lalaki dala yung gasul ng dorm, chineer nya pa ng "go, kuya!" kasi mabigat yun. yun pala magnanakaw
— Genevieve (@MissGenOfEve) June 23, 2020
Yung prof ko nung college, papasok daw siya sa work nun then biglang may nang holdap sakanila sa UV. Former student daw niya ata kasi nag “Good morning ma’am” pa daw sakanya yung holdaper. Sobrang kaba daw niya kasi baka akalain nung ibang pasahero na kasabwat siya. Hahaha
— Been (@BEENtastik) June 23, 2020
Minsan naholdap ako sa Bambang, kinuha ang wallet ko na may lamang 5K at ako'y nagmakaawaang "Kuya, pambili ko ng gamot yan sa Mercury." Sagot ng holdaper "Oh heto ang 2500 maraming generic na gamot dito sa Bambang na mas mura ng 50% kesa sa Mercury Drug."
— 1st Lady Bong Go (@Duwag13) June 23, 2020
These are just some of the funniest, embarassing, and memorable holdup experience of the netizens who gamely shared their worst encounters on @Lordrich tweet.
Sometimes it’s easier to accept these unfortunate things if you stop sulking and let yourself laugh at your own predicament. You’ll then realized that you’re not alone.
You can check out the full thread on Twitter.

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